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from Lev Raphael, who's rewriting his mystery Let's Get Criminal as a thriller: Let's Get Critical. The core at a nuclear power plant on the campus of the State University of Michigan is about to go critical and Professor Nick Hoffman's got only one hour between classes to save mid-Michigan from disaster.

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from Lev Raphael, whose debut mystery Let's Get Criminal, is currently being performed in mime by Glenda Jackson at the National in London.

from Lev Raphael, whose debut mystery Let's Get Criminal has been turned into a marble frieze by an artist denied NEA funding. Plastic copies will soon be available as snow globes.

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from Lev Raphael, whose mystery Let's Get Criminal is being done as a nude performance piece by Tina Turner and Brad Pitt somewhere in Stockholm (tickets are unavailable at this time). Watch HBO for the outtakes......

from Lev Raphael, whose debut academic mystery, Let's Get Criminal, is currently under development as a Las Vegas stage show starring Pee Wee Herman and not-so-pee-wee Willem Dafoe (if you know what I mean). Bring your own sequins.

from Lev Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal is currently being staged as a baroque opera at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, with Barbara Walters as Nick and Telly Savalas as Stefan. Don't miss the stirring aria "Who loves ya, Baby?"

from Lev Raphael, author of Let's Get Let's Get Criminal, a deconstructionist thriller part-Italo Calvino, part Mary Higgins Clark. Soon to be an incomprehensible film starring Geena Davis and Brad Davis (via computer graphics).

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