Original productions
(Let's Get Criminal)
from
Levsbian Raphael, whose Let's Get Criminal is now an
audiobook read by Martina Navratilova.
from Lev Raphael, whose
Let's Get Criminal will soon be a performance piece
in German at Berlin's Till Eulenspiegel Academy of The
Dance.
from Lev Raphael, who's
rewriting his mystery Let's Get Criminal as a
thriller: Let's Get Critical. The core at a nuclear
power plant on the campus of the State University of
Michigan is about to go critical and Professor Nick
Hoffman's got only one hour between classes to save
mid-Michigan from disaster.
from Lev Raphael, whose
Let's Get Criminal is being made into a
conspiracy-movie-of-the-week with Gillian Anderson, David
Duchovny, Brad Pitt, Rita Rudner, and RuPaul.
from Lev Raphael, whose debut
nystery Let's Get Criminal is no longer in the Andrew
Lloyd Webber pipeline as a musical starring Kate Moss and
Julio Iglesias.
from Lev Raphael, whose
Let's Get Criminal is being produced at Versailles as
a son et lumiere narrated by Gilbert Becaud and Ivana
Trump.
from Lev Raphael, whose debut
mystery Let's Get Criminal, is currently being
performed in mime by Glenda Jackson at the National in
London.
from Lev Raphael, whose debut
mystery Let's Get Criminal has been turned into a
marble frieze by an artist denied NEA funding. Plastic
copies will soon be available as snow globes.
from Lev Raphael, whose debut
mystery Let's Get Criminal is being produced as an
ice spectacular starring Katerina Witt, with music by Chuck
Berry.
from Lev Raphael, whose
mystery Let's Get Criminal is being done as a nude
performance piece by Tina Turner and Brad Pitt somewhere in
Stockholm (tickets are unavailable at this time). Watch HBO
for the outtakes......
from Lev Raphael, whose debut
academic mystery, Let's Get Criminal, is currently
under development as a Las Vegas stage show starring Pee Wee
Herman and not-so-pee-wee Willem Dafoe (if you know what I
mean). Bring your own sequins.
from Lev Raphael, whose
Let's Get Criminal is currently being staged as a
baroque opera at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, with Barbara
Walters as Nick and Telly Savalas as Stefan. Don't miss the
stirring aria "Who loves ya, Baby?"
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Let's Get Criminal, a deconstructionist
thriller part-Italo Calvino, part Mary Higgins Clark. Soon
to be an incomprehensible film starring Geena Davis and Brad
Davis (via computer graphics).
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Criminal by Lev Raphael, author of Let's
Get Criminal by Lev Raphael, author of--
Original Productions
(Let's Get Criminal)
All text copyright © 1997-2009 by Lev Raphael.
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