From Lev
Raphael...
Let's Get
Signatory
from
Lev Raphael, whose next book is Let's Get Critical,
an inter-galactic thriller.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Classical, a nude mystery set in
Athens.
From Lev Raphael, who's
following up Let's Get Criminal with Let's Get
DorothyL, a mystery/memoir
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book is Let's Get Comestible, a tea party
fantasy/mystery, soon to be a Disney cartoon with Robin
Williams playing the voice of the tea caddy.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book is Let's Get Critical, the story of an author
who seeks out rude fans and-- Well, you'll have to read it
to find out. Soon to be a synchronized swim routine narrated
by Noam Chomsky and Ralph Lauren.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, Let's Get Cereal, is a grainy but not gritty
breakfast mystery, which will be performed as tableaux
vivants at Bouchercon by Vanessa Williams, Terri Garr, and
Seiji Ozawa. Bring your own spoon.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, Let's Get Nautical, will be performed as dinner
theater cabaret on a Carnival Cruise, starring Billy Ray
Cyrus, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Rae Dawn Chong, with guest
appearances by the cast of White Squaw and
Anaconda. Music by Pat Boone.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Paschal, a mystery thriller part-Silence of
the Lambs, part-Anna Karenina, in which it turns out that
Anna didn't throw herself under the train, but it was a
Dallas-type dream sequence. She's moved to Texas and opened
a shashlik stand. Agents of the Czar are pursuing her, as is
Ivan the Bodice Ripper....
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, Let's Get Paranoid, is about a best-selling
thriller writer, who-- You get the picture. Soon to be
performed as a Schubertian song cycle/Latin jazz epic at
Carnegie Hall by Kiri Te Kanawa and India.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, a fantasy-mystery called Let's Get Cadfael,
features Jodie Foster possessed by having read too much
Ellis Peters. Her first case: doing something about Patsy
Cornwell's hair (herbally).
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get the Afikomen. Check your Haggadahs for
local listings.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, Let's Get Amicable, is a very nice mystery with
very nice people for very nice readers. Soon to be a Disney
feature with Mary Tyler Moore and Dennis Rodman.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, Let's Get Bill Peschel To Review All My Books,
is a good example of niche marketting.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Shameless, a BSP guide for authors with
hegemonistic leanings. Catch the music video, "I Am Author,
Hear Me Roar!" on MTV with Depeche Mode and Susie
Bright.
from Lev Raphael, whose next
book, Let's Get Mineral, is a lapidary mystery--like
the culinary kind, only shinier.
from Lev Raphael, author of
the high-fat mystery Let's Get Cholesterol, soon to
be a feature film starring Kate Moss and Iman, with music by
Bryan Ferry, the B-52's, and Porno for Pyros.
from Lev Raphael, whose new
book, Let's Get Derivative, is currently being filmed
in France and ten years from now will be a much less amusing
American movie starring John Tesch and Leeza Gibbons.
f rom Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Judicious, the story of a janitor at the
Supreme Court who discovers that one of the judges is really
an ex-Nazi general. Fabulous chase across the ice floes of a
frozen Potomac River. Oh, why bother.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Hysterical, a mystery-thriller starring
Sigmund Freud, Rollo May, and Jung as dashing therapist
sleuths on vacation at Baden-Baden, chasing hysterics over
hill and dale, then curing them and handing them over to the
polizei.
from Lev Raphael, whose
dazzling but humbly heartfelt new series, Let's Get
Historical, starts during the reign of Francois I. Soon
to be a French mini-series with Armand Assante playing the
baron-sleuth Vallon Duvet de Graisseux, with music by
Couperin, Lully, and Mott the Hoople.
From Lev Raphael, author
Let's Get Mythical, soon to be a Fox special starring
Eric Roberts and Julia Roberts as Romulus and Remus (okay,
it's a stretch--but they both look fabulous in
tunics).
From Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Whimsical, in which Lord Peter is
reincarnated as porn star/stand-up comic Brad Hardy. The
possibilities for mirth and mayhem are endless.....
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Supportive, a mystery/self-help book available
on audiotape, read by Marcia Clark, with incidental music by
the Barefoot Diva.
From Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Technological, about a mystery author who
has naughty fun making new screen savers with Paint Shop
Pro, only to find--
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Tautological, about a serial grammarian who
kidnaps people and murders their prose under the guise of
proofreading.
Shirley M, I got the message,
and my next book will make amends. It's called Let's Get
Senatorial, in which a dignified and wise coalition of
Democratic and Republican senators band together to do
justice, save the world from global warming, and rid the
publishing industry of hype. Oh, yeah, they also catch a few
serial killers along the way, and counsel Patricia Cornwell
on fashion vs. fantasy. Did I mention ending world hunger by
donating their book royalties and speakers' fees to the UN?
Soon to be a series on the Family channel: wholesome,
nurturing and wholly unobjectionable. Starring Julie
Andrews, Pat Boone (without his tattoos), and Fred Astaire
as the vaccum cleaner salesman.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Ephemeral, which Kirkus describes as "Aunt
Dimity meets The Lost World -- with yucks."
Thanks, Harriet K. on-list and
DD off-list for suggesting I do a humor book. It's already
out: Let's Get Skinny! But you'll have to find it on
a shopping channel mid-morning where it's being advertised
as "The Literary Alternative To The Ab Machine." Reading it
three times a week for just 15 minutes is guaranteed
(through belly laughs) to give you taut, tight, tempting
abs. Void where prohibited.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get it Right the First time, Okay?, a
techno-thriller soon to be a major motion picture combining
the heartwarming family values of Alien with the
chills of Flirting with Disaster.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Balletic, the story of murders in a French
dance company staging Debussy's lost masterpiece
L'Apres-midi d'un phone about poor phone service in
Paris.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Biblical, a military thriller about
adultery
from Lev Raphael, Let's Get
Lapidary, a mystery about camels, jewels, and people who
sit in outdoor hot tubs in Dallas in 100-degree
weather
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Judicial, a new legal thriller that outdoes
Brad Meltzer by focusing on the secret life of Supreme Court
janitors. The action never stops!
From Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Oscular, a stand-alone series hardboiled
cozy about serial butt-kissing.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Continental, a breakfast thriller.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get to a Go-Go, a 60s mystery.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Edible, a culinary thriller in which
Hannibal Lecter and Mike Tyson stalk Linda Evangelista.
Everyone in the book wears Versace.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get The Lippo Group To Do Liposuction, a
thriller high in carbs and excitement.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Over Jet Lag
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Oscular, a kiss-and-tell thriller.
from Lev Alexandrovich
Raphael, author of Let's Get Kremlin-al, a thriller
set in Moskva.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Frustrated, a Cyber-Mystery.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Orchestral , a pun-soaked homage to Kate
Ross.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Confessional, a
memoir-cum-mystery-cum-aubade.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Esquival, a mystery about sex and
chocolate.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Orthographical, a thriller about spelling.
Chapter One: our hero discovers the Siobhan Mystery.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Heretical, a pagan mystery.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Duvetical, a thriller about lots of
cover-ups.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Comatose, a thriller about rogue commas
invading sentences worldwide to slow them down! Soon to be a
mini-series with Vincent Spano and Paula Jones.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Parenthetical, a symboliste legal thriller
about Presence and Absence: John Grisham meets Baudelaire.
Soon to be a Fox Special with Oksana Baiul.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's All Go to the Lobby, a mystery with lots of
intermission.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Simile!, a book that's as filled with
comparisons as the sequel Let's Get Surgery!
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get Figural, an artistic thriller that throws
around terms like volumetric.
from Lev Raphael, author of
Let's Get DorothyL (Again), a sequel about
reconnection that blends the pathos of "Relic" with the
volatility of "The Wings of the Dove."
Let's Get
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